A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as
his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home
where he lived, but was having difficulty in finding a new
home.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to
him because they knew that the children would destroy the
home.
He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie,
after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie.
So, he had an idea … he sent his wife for a walk to the
cemetery with 11 children.
He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the
Real Estate Agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent
asked: “How many children do you have?”
He answered: “12 children”.
The agent asked “Where are the others ?
The lawyer answered, with a sad look, “They are in the
cemetery with their mother”.
And that’s the way he was able to rent a home for his family
without lying.
MORAL: It is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the
right words.
Lawyers don’t lie … they are creative !
And those who do not understand how our minds work will
say lawyers are liars. God in heaven, Lawyers on earth to represent God in the temple of justice. Lawyer’s are learned and they possess emotional intelligence which others don’t have. You can’t be a lawyer,get married to one. Do have a lovely and blissful week.
SMARTNESS/CREATIVITIES OF A LAWYER.
